This morning, Sean comes into the kitchen after I hear him being bounced out of Antique Daddy’s office.
Sean: (complaining) Daddy working on his pee-pee.
AM: Huh?
Sean: Daddy made me leave. He not let me touch his pee-pee.
(Long pause as I frantically search the Sean-English Dictionary)
AM: PC! Daddy won’t let you touch his PC! Say it with me Sean, Pee- CEE! Pee - CEE!
Life’s most embarrassing moments are still ahead of me, aren’t they?