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  • A New Page for the Health Sciences Book

    April 18, 2006

    The New England Journal of Medicine recently confirmed the following scientific findings about toddlers:

    Toddlers are NOT wishy-washy. They know EXACTLY what they want. Unless they change their mind. Which they are entitled to do, even when you are in the process of giving them EXACTLY what they want. You should know what they want. Even if they don’t.

    Toddlers spontaneously burst into tears over spilled milk, or for any reason at all. Or for no reason at all. They smell peculiar. They can eat their weight in Cheetoes.

    In the same study, they determined that all of the above is also true for peri-menopausal women.

    Scientists suggest that if you encounter a peri-menopausal woman and a toddler in the same room, toss in an economy-sized bag of Cheetoes and run like hell.

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