Scene: Saturday morning in the kitchen.
AD: I’m going to take Sean to the park. Wanna go?
AM: No thanks. I think I’ll stay here and get some things done (code for blog).
AD: Come on, go with us.
AM: No thanks. I have Sean all day, all week. I think I’ll let you enjoy some one-on-one Sean time.
AD: I love Sean time.
AM: (perturbed) I love Sean time too, but I have him all day long all week.
AM: I love chocolate too, but a pound is more filling than an ounce you know.
AM: What I’m saying is that as much as I love chocolate, after I eat an entire box, I’m full. I’m ready for someone else to eat the chocolate. The next day I’m ready to eat more chocolate again.
AD: We’re not really talking about chocolate, are we?
AD: It’s that time of the month, isn’t it?
AD: Can I get you some chocolate while I’m out?