(Scene: Morning. House of Antique. Sean and the crazy lady.)
Sean: (pulling a hand from behind his back) Mommy! My fingers are stee-eee.
AM: (freaking out) Your fingers are stinky?! What did you touch?! Did you touch poo poo? Because poo poo is bad! Very! Bad! You never, and I mean NEVER EVER touch poo poo. Do you hear me? Come here right now, we need to
Clorox scrub your hands.
Sean looks at Antique Mommy and in an act of toddler defiance, grins wickedly and moves his spread out fingers towards his mouth.
AM: Sean! STOP! Do not put your fingers in your… DO NOT… Oh me, Sean, why would you put your fingers in your mouth? Why oh why oh why would you do that?
Sean: I got je-wee on my fingers. They stee-ee.
AM: Oh. Sticky. Well, that’s different. Carry on.