A one-piece toy translates to: I love you and your child and I would lie down on railroad tracks for you. (However, a one-piece toy that makes the kind of noise that drives the average house fly to commit Hari Kari means I love your child, but you on the other hand, still need to be punished for teething in 1961.)
A two-piece toy: I like you enough to remember your kid’s birthday.
A three-piece toy: I’m just here for the cake.
Over three pieces, but less than ten: You are only slightly less annoying than Carrot Top.
Over ten pieces: I want to hurt you.
80+ pieces: I hate you with the fire of a thousand burning