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    October 16, 2006

    If I could give one piece of advice to new moms, it would be this: Never change a poopy diaper while wearing bell sleeves. Not. Good.

    You won’t find that in a book anywhere.

    13 Comments »

    1. Susan J. says:

      Ha! I am sure that is excellent advice.

      October 16th, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    2. Momish says:

      Good one! Excellent one! Especially for all us aging hippies out there. Too bad it comes just a tad too late for me, but I’ll be sure to pass it on.

      October 16th, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    3. Beck says:

      Also: if you have very long hair, tie it back before nasty diaper changes.
      Yes, I’m talking from personal advice.
      Remember those first few weeks when the baby just pees (and poos) everywhere whenever her diaper is changed? Good times, good times.

      October 17th, 2006 at 6:43 am

    4. Jen says:

      You have that right….

      October 17th, 2006 at 7:25 am

    5. Laurel Wreath says:

      Tooooo funny. Love it.

      October 17th, 2006 at 7:30 am

    6. Jenni says:

      Someone oughta write a BOOK on all those “unwritten” rules of mommyhood.

      I think I’ve done ’em all!

      October 17th, 2006 at 9:14 am

    7. Everyday Mommy says:

      Should I reveal that I “snorted” when I read this?

      Oh! And, love your tattoo picture over at DYM.

      October 17th, 2006 at 9:54 am

    8. Damselfly says:

      Hee hee, good tip. In some cases, no sleeves is even better.

      October 17th, 2006 at 10:22 am

    9. Leslie says:

      Perhaps you should write a book!

      October 17th, 2006 at 10:51 am

    10. edj says:

      Also, never have a wicker changing table.

      October 17th, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    11. daring one says:

      You know? I could swear I read that in What to Expect.

      October 17th, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    12. June Cleaver Diaries says:

      Also, remember to wait until you’re sure your baby has pooped BEFORE putting him in the tub.

      October 17th, 2006 at 7:47 pm

    13. surcie says:

      Bell sleeves? What were you wearing, a choir robe?

      October 17th, 2006 at 9:51 pm

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