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  • The Number One Reason You Don’t Want To Be Eaten By A Bear

    November 27, 2006

    Today Sean and I went to our local library. We like to go there several times a week. We choose a row of books and camp out on the floor randomly picking out books to read. The library for us is a literary buffet – we take a helping of whatever appeals to the eye and we don’t feel guilty if doesn’t suit our tastes and we don’t finish it.

    So, today, we pulled out someone’s version of The Three Bears.

    AM: When she woke up, she saw three bears staring down at her and she jumped out of bed and ran out of the house and into the forest and was never seen again.

    Sean: Why did she do that? Why did she run away?

    AM: Maybe she was afraid the bears would want to eat her.

    Sean: Yeah! Then she would be bear POOP!

    And then someone three rows over snorted.


    1. Angela says:

      Wow, he’s got quite a handle on bodily processes!

      November 27th, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    2. Antique Mommy says:

      I know. He’s obsessed with all things poo-poo except for doing it himself on the potty. The other day he told me he was going to get a job at the zoo scooping up the elephant poop. Oh well, I guess you gotta have goals.

      November 27th, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    3. Kacey says:

      I just love that child! He certainly gets right to the nitty-gritty of things. Perhaps, he is going to be a gastroenterologist. There is lots of money in poop or lack thereof!

      November 27th, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    4. chilihead says:

      Bwa hahahaha! I think that was me who snorted.

      November 27th, 2006 at 8:55 pm

    5. Pastormac's Ann says:

      That is just too funny!

      November 27th, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    6. Terri says:

      I guess that’s where the phrase, “out of the mouths of babes” comes from! By the way, I agree!

      November 27th, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    7. Allyson says:

      I would have laughed out loud and gotten myself kicked out of the place, I’m sure.

      On vacation this year, we went to a place that has a floor below sea level, and you can look at all the fish and other creatures hanging out in the harbour. This gorgeous salmon goes swimming by, and Monkey says (in a typical loud 5 year old voice) “Mmmmm… He looks YUMMY!”

      The people around us were in stitches.

      November 27th, 2006 at 10:50 pm

    8. Lundie says:

      I love it. And ya know, he’s right!

      November 27th, 2006 at 10:51 pm

    9. Homeschool Mama says:

      You must be so proud. He would fit right in in our family where potty humor is all the rage.

      November 28th, 2006 at 7:38 am

    10. Kim says:

      How funny! Kids amaze me with what they come up with sometimes. Priceless!

      November 28th, 2006 at 7:39 am

    11. jen says:

      Thats why I keep coming back…..

      November 28th, 2006 at 9:06 am

    12. Shalee says:

      Snorting from 2 states away…

      November 28th, 2006 at 9:48 am

    13. Kara says:

      LOL! He says the cutest things!

      November 28th, 2006 at 10:30 am

    14. Susan says:

      He is so darling!

      November 28th, 2006 at 11:21 am

    15. Carola says:

      He wants to get a job at the zoo scooping up the elephant poop? that is even funnier! I love your kid.

      November 28th, 2006 at 11:35 am

    16. Aunt Murry says:

      That would have been me snorting from three rows over. Sorry I couldn’t help myself. LOL. I have to tell you I can not look or even think of cinnamon sugar without thinking about Sean.

      Here’s to Bear poop!

      November 28th, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    17. Roxanne says:

      The boy’s got some common sense.

      November 28th, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    18. Robbin says:

      I think that’s how the original version actually ended…

      November 28th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    19. Audrey says:

      I relayed this story to my husband last night and we shared a good 5-minute laugh over it. Thank you for that.

      November 29th, 2006 at 3:39 pm

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