Your Personal Tuna Shopper
November 28, 2006 | Tuna
While I was in Tuna recently, as a service to my readers, I scoured the retail landscape looking for this year’s must-have holiday gift for that very special someone in your life who has everything. No need to thank me.
Today’s featured item is this one of a kind hand crafted item made completely of seashells! Place him jauntily atop the washer or beside the sofa on the front porch to welcome visitors. Nothings says You Are Special like a seashell Collie. $17.50. Shipping not included.
Check back throughout the season for more weird crap one of a kind hard to find speciality items shipped directly to your doorstep from downtown Tuna.
Antique Mommy
Your Personal Tuna Shopper
Posted by Antique Mommy @ 1:47 pm
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How sneaky of you Antique Mommy posting this wonderful to die for gift in hopes that someone ( Antique Daddy perhaps? )will secretly buy this for you….. Wouldn’t it look lovely on your night table????
November 28th, 2006 at 2:35 pmIf you receive any correspondence from my twelve year old, just say it’s already sold please!
November 28th, 2006 at 2:41 pmOh my.
November 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pmMy first thought when I saw this was that it was a replica of Reveille, Tx A&M mascot. It would be the perfect gift for the Aggie who has everything (except perhaps good taste) Now you simply must tell us the “real” name of Tuna because we all want to purchase this lovely work of art!
November 28th, 2006 at 3:22 pmThanks so much :) The frightening thing is - someone probably thinks it’s just great!
November 28th, 2006 at 3:36 pmI made that. Do you have a problem with it? Do I detect a bit of sarcasm in your post? And if I could think of one way to convince you that I really made it and had it placed in Tuna, I’d keep up the charade.
November 28th, 2006 at 3:40 pmWhy do I all of a sudden have a huge aversion to seashells?
There is no accounting for taste.
November 28th, 2006 at 4:28 pmHehehe, gotta love Tuna!
November 28th, 2006 at 6:08 pmThat mouth is scary. . .
November 28th, 2006 at 6:32 pmI totally sold that on E-Bay last month!
November 28th, 2006 at 6:58 pmIt’s amazingly life like! Only $17.50???
November 28th, 2006 at 7:46 pmAnd to think, I bought that Elvis-on-velvet painting instead of this great find! Woe is me!
November 28th, 2006 at 11:03 pmOh, there are no words.
November 29th, 2006 at 6:58 amI think my MIL would love that, sadly. It looks just like her furry son. I mean, dog.
November 29th, 2006 at 8:21 amAs my dad would say, “That’d be a bargain at half the price!”
Yeah, even that is too much.
November 29th, 2006 at 9:40 amIf you tell my mom that you give her two for the price of one, she’ll take it…that’s how much she loves bargains.
November 29th, 2006 at 11:07 amI’m de-lurking to say that is absolutely hilarious, and I love how you write with witty sarcasm. : )
November 29th, 2006 at 11:09 amSorry, but I think I have to buy that just for the laugh factor.
I hope you don’t mind, but I emailed that picture to all of my friends.
November 29th, 2006 at 8:40 pmI am also delurking on this post…Too, too funny. I was actually given a jewelry box made of shells once. It was lovely. But at least it wasn’t a collie. My, my.
November 30th, 2006 at 12:50 pmI’m reading along with a smile on my face and then hit the “wierd crap” and just about spewed my drink all over the desk!!!
December 1st, 2006 at 2:23 amyou crack me up every time I’m here!!
Does is come in Daschunds? Just kidding.
December 1st, 2006 at 3:39 pm