AM: Sean, do you have poo poo pants?
Sean: No.
AM: Are you sure, because I smell poo poo. Come here, let me check.
(Stands with his back to me and bends over slightly, a pose we call the check for poo-poo-pants stance, one I half way expect airline security personel to add to their arsenal of ways to humiliate the flying public in the coming year. I pull his diaper back to expose the cutest little plumbers crack ever.)
AM: Sure enough, no poo poo, but I smell something.
Sean: Must be you.

veronica says:
Little smart ass (to use the word appropriately).
December 27th, 2006 at 8:25 am
Beck says:
Mwah ha ha! We’re soon to start toilet training here, so the peering-down-the-back-of-pants manouver will once again be common in my house. Oh, joy.
December 27th, 2006 at 8:35 am
Birdie says:
Snicker!
My youngest boy used to be called “the Toxic Tootie” for just such a reason!
December 27th, 2006 at 8:44 am
s@bd says:
smart boy.
December 27th, 2006 at 9:22 am
jen says:
Too funny.
December 27th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Stacey says:
Little Stinker! (ha, ha)
December 27th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Jules @ Everyday Mommy says:
Darn kids…at least he didn’t say that in public.
December 27th, 2006 at 10:15 am
owlhaven says:
My two year old, when I ask if she’s poopy, says, “No, mommy poopy!!” (then begins hysterical chortling)
December 27th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Kacey says:
With reasoning power like that, you should hire him out to a think tank somewhere.
December 27th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Karly says:
Too funny!
My two year old thinks its hilarious to fart and then shout MOMMY STINKY! She doesn’t limit this activity to home, either.
December 27th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Stephanie says:
They don’t hold anything back do they!
December 27th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Pammer says:
*wipes drink from computer screen*
Must remember not to blog read while drinking…
December 27th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Susan J. says:
That was laugh-out-loud worthy.
December 27th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Kai says:
“must be you”….your boy is too much!
and lets home TSA doesn’t add panty check to their security checks….As it is I get more naked for airline screening than I do to go to the beach.
December 27th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Kara says:
LOL!
December 28th, 2006 at 12:42 am
MotherPie says:
I love your supercalifabulistic word at the start of your post. What fun to collect your best comments!
You are so creative with your posts.
December 29th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Shiloah Baker says:
ROFL! That situation and almost identical conversation has happened to us too! To funny!!!!
Shiloah Baker
http://www.homemakingcottage.com/blog/
http://www.ahomemakingjourney.com/blog/
December 29th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
daring young mom says:
Oh that is classic. I’m glad someone’s checking to make sure you’re okay in the pants.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
HolyMama! says:
HAH!!
December 30th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Sackrosanct says:
I’m so glad I’m not alone in the diaper snorting problem.
http://myboys.wordpress.com/2007/01/01/powerful-toots/
January 1st, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Mommy Dearest says:
Cheeky little guy!
January 9th, 2007 at 10:06 pm