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  • Kids Say The Darndest Things

    December 27, 2006

    AM: Sean, do you have poo poo pants?

    Sean: No.

    AM: Are you sure, because I smell poo poo. Come here, let me check.

    (Stands with his back to me and bends over slightly, a pose we call the check for poo-poo-pants stance, one I half way expect airline security personel to add to their arsenal of ways to humiliate the flying public in the coming year. I pull his diaper back to expose the cutest little plumbers crack ever.)

    AM: Sure enough, no poo poo, but I smell something.

    Sean: Must be you.


    1. veronica says:

      Little smart ass (to use the word appropriately).

      December 27th, 2006 at 8:25 am

    2. Beck says:

      Mwah ha ha! We’re soon to start toilet training here, so the peering-down-the-back-of-pants manouver will once again be common in my house. Oh, joy.

      December 27th, 2006 at 8:35 am

    3. Birdie says:


      My youngest boy used to be called “the Toxic Tootie” for just such a reason!

      December 27th, 2006 at 8:44 am

    4. s@bd says:

      smart boy.

      December 27th, 2006 at 9:22 am

    5. jen says:

      Too funny.

      December 27th, 2006 at 9:25 am

    6. Stacey says:

      Little Stinker! (ha, ha)

      December 27th, 2006 at 9:42 am

    7. Jules @ Everyday Mommy says:

      Darn kids…at least he didn’t say that in public.

      December 27th, 2006 at 10:15 am

    8. owlhaven says:

      My two year old, when I ask if she’s poopy, says, “No, mommy poopy!!” (then begins hysterical chortling)

      December 27th, 2006 at 11:20 am

    9. Kacey says:

      With reasoning power like that, you should hire him out to a think tank somewhere.

      December 27th, 2006 at 11:27 am

    10. Karly says:

      Too funny!
      My two year old thinks its hilarious to fart and then shout MOMMY STINKY! She doesn’t limit this activity to home, either.

      December 27th, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    11. Stephanie says:

      They don’t hold anything back do they!

      December 27th, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    12. Pammer says:

      *wipes drink from computer screen*

      Must remember not to blog read while drinking…

      December 27th, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    13. Susan J. says:

      That was laugh-out-loud worthy.

      December 27th, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    14. Kai says:

      “must be you”….your boy is too much!

      and lets home TSA doesn’t add panty check to their security checks….As it is I get more naked for airline screening than I do to go to the beach.

      December 27th, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    15. Kara says:


      December 28th, 2006 at 12:42 am

    16. MotherPie says:

      I love your supercalifabulistic word at the start of your post. What fun to collect your best comments!

      You are so creative with your posts.

      December 29th, 2006 at 9:31 am

    17. Shiloah Baker says:

      ROFL! That situation and almost identical conversation has happened to us too! To funny!!!!

      Shiloah Baker

      December 29th, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    18. daring young mom says:

      Oh that is classic. I’m glad someone’s checking to make sure you’re okay in the pants.

      December 29th, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    19. HolyMama! says:


      December 30th, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    20. Sackrosanct says:

      I’m so glad I’m not alone in the diaper snorting problem.

      January 1st, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    21. Mommy Dearest says:

      Cheeky little guy!

      January 9th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

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