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    December 28, 2006

    Yay for you, my marvefabuwonderlicious readers! You made me laugh every day this year with your funny, thoughtful, kind and insightful comments. And so, to solute you and the year that was 2006, I present to you the best of your comments, taken totally out of context!

    * * *

    Pammer – I will NEVER put bologna on a pizza and try to pass it off as pepperoni. Sorry, mom.

    SJ – Every great once in a while you might meet other children who you approve of. But there does seem to be an extraordinary amount of nose-pickers out there.

    M&Co – You know, AM, I’m not sure Dom Perigon and Margaritas actually count as a FOOD.

    Gwen – Chicken wipes are used to clean up baby chicken bottoms. Did you not know that?

    SJ – When Mark worked for a smaller airline years ago, he used to fly into Mexico. He and the crew were out to dinner one night and Mark tried to order some kind of cheese dip. He added an extra syllable in there somewhere and what he said was “cheese of the ass.” I suspect they might still be laughing at him in Mexico.

    Pieces – You make me want to inhale on my boy. Which is risky business as he is heading into puberty!

    Shannon – YES! I had me some fat-free shag carpet for lunch today. Yum.

    Veronica Mitchell – I once sliced a 1/4 inch deep into my hand trying to open a container of cole slaw at KFC. Those plastic lids are sharp. And cole slaw does not not taste good with blood in it.

    Veronica Mitchell – And when JellyBean gets upsettingly stubborn, I comfort myself with the idea that if we are ever taken over by a totalitarian regime, she will lead the resistance.

    Kelly Jeanie – You’d better hope he doesn’t figure out the microwave. Start watching your back if he does.

    Nettie – If He can turn water into wine, I’m sure M&M’s won’t be a problem.

    Emi – If you really want to be noticed, fall down face first in the Costco parking lot. It really works.

    Sweatpants Mom – Will this method work on grown men, in getting them to ask for directions when lost? Or will they just continue to poop in their pants?

    Kristin – I’ve worn a bucket on my head… but I don’t think a bike was involved and I certainly wasn’t looking as winsome!

    Blog Antagonist – I need a monogram, but I’ve been procreating because I don’t like doctors.

    Veronica Mitchell – Poor kid. . And by that I mean you. It’s like trying to appease a hungry jackal. With a mood disorder. And a megaphone.

    Meredith – May your ice cubes stay put and shoes stay on in the tomorrows to come

    Chilihead – Get out of my head!

    Karla – I’m a boxless wonder myself!

    Heather – …you should publish one of those “read on the toilet” books

    Anne Glamore – If I didn’t lie, I’d have nothing to blog about.

    Mommy Dearest – I hide bags of gummy bears in my closet

    Shalee – Okay, this kinda makes me want to be Catholic.

    Robbin – I figure I can start out by setting his expectations low. Less to disappoint later.

    Jeana- The first paragraph literally made me hoot. Having never hooted before it was somewhat surprising, but I hope to do it again in the near future.

    Big Mama – It’s because once you reach your mid-80’s, you’re fully aware of what makes a good party

    EDJ – My friend Heather is weird like you.

    Kim – I love tuna!!

    Chilihead (in her typically warm and fuzzy way) – And I’d make wassail or buttered rum and not put the damn tree up.

    Big Mama – And nothing usually makes me want a drink more than sitting through the 3 year old musical presentations…at least you looked festive.

    Birdiemom – Insanity runs in some families…. In mine it practically gallops!

    Blog Antagonist – Now, if I could just get them to wipe, I would be a happy woman.

    Happy New Year Y’all!

    ~ Antique Mommy


    1. Roxanne says:

      I laughed re-laughing at the comments. . .it’s nice that we can all amuse each other.

      December 28th, 2006 at 8:43 am

    2. Nicole says:

      Those were funny. Some of them I can’t imagine what the subject was.

      December 28th, 2006 at 9:03 am

    3. Suz says:

      That’s a really, really cool idea! Happy New Year to you, too!

      December 28th, 2006 at 9:44 am

    4. maggie says:

      A whole mess of non-sequitors! Funny. Thanks.

      December 28th, 2006 at 10:30 am

    5. veronica says:

      Wow. I sound clever when I’m with you. Except for that. That sounded kinda stupid.

      December 28th, 2006 at 11:08 am

    6. Aunt Murry says:

      I’m at work so I am having to hold back but I have tea coming out my nose. Must.remember.don’t.drink.while.reading.blogs.

      December 28th, 2006 at 11:10 am

    7. Polly says:

      What a great post. I need a laugh or two today.
      Happy New Year!

      December 28th, 2006 at 11:45 am

    8. Karla~Looking Towards Heaven says:

      just re-reading these cracks me up too. There are several blogs where the comments are as funny to read as the posts.


      December 28th, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    9. Kara says:

      Hahaha, that was great! Thanks for the laugh!

      December 28th, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    10. Beck says:

      Those are hilarious! I can only imagine the context, which makes them doubly hilarious. Smart idea for a post!

      December 28th, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    11. JenMom@LotsofScotts says:

      Unbelievable! I, too, cannot imagine what on earth prompted some of those comments!

      December 28th, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    12. Susan J. says:

      That was fun to read, but now I feel pressured to try harder to be clever so I can make next year’s list too.

      December 28th, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    13. Robbin says:

      Omigosh! I laughed until I cried. Which is generally a problem when you do it at work. Particularly when you work R&D at a pharmaceutical company.

      They are not known for their sense of humor.

      December 28th, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    14. Shalee says:

      What?! I only made you laugh once? Oh I have a new thing to add to my new year’s resolution…

      You make us laugh on a contiunual basis, so it’s only fair that we should try to get coffee to come out of your nose once in a while.

      The great thing about reading these comments again is remembering or trying to remember what the posts were all about in the first place. (Yeah, I remember what makes me want to kinda be Catholic.)

      Here’s looking at you AM. You so totally rock and you make a fabulous adopted sis!

      December 29th, 2006 at 8:40 am

    15. Kit says:

      I needed a chuckle today. Thanks for the re-cap ~ what a fun idea!

      December 29th, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    16. Pammer says:

      Brilliant. Now I’m trying to remember what that comment was for!

      (but I totally remember the bologna pizza)

      December 29th, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    17. Kristin says:

      I love Anne’s, “If I didn’t lie, I’d have nothing to blog about” comment… that’s fabulous!

      Happy New Year to you as well!

      December 29th, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    18. Pieces says:

      Great idea! What a fun read.

      December 29th, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    19. Becky says:

      Those are great! Made me hoot, too!!! Have a blessed new year!

      December 30th, 2006 at 8:44 am

    20. misslionheart says:

      Just posting my new site…
      All the best for 2007

      December 31st, 2006 at 11:42 am

    21. Birdie says:

      If I’ve already said this then I apologize. I’m afraid that living with ADHD makes collecting my thoughts about as easy as herding monkeys!

      I just wanted to make sure to stop by and wish you and your family the dandiest and most blessed of new years! Thanks so much for sharing your wit and wisdom in the old. You’ve certainly made life more entertaining on the web!

      December 31st, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    22. jen says:

      These I so enjoyed….Happy New Year….

      January 1st, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    23. Jeanette says:

      I particularly liked the hooter. Umm, the one who hooted who’d never done so before.

      January 8th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    24. Mommy Dearest says:

      I am thrilled and honored to have made your list! And yes, there’s a bag of gummy bears AND a bag of Lindt Lindor chocolates that a friend slipped to me when she dropped her kids off to spend the night last week (everyone needs friends like that) hidden in my closet as we speak.

      January 9th, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    25. Emi says:

      I, too, am honored to have made your post. (Although, I am trying hard not to fall down anymore…) Happy New Year.

      January 13th, 2007 at 11:42 pm

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