Leave on for three minutes. Yeah, right. I’ve got a three-year-old standing outside my shower.
Lather, rinse and repeat. Um, 3-year-old? I’ll be doing good to rinse once.
Apply nightly. So what if it’s 8am. I promise you my skin does not know the difference between day cream and night cream.
Apply over clean dry skin. One outta two is not bad.
Apply Top Coat over color. Sorry. Top Coat not within reach. Base coat will do. I live on the edge. I take chances like that.
Open This End. Must. Open Other end. Cannot. Stop. Self. (wrestling one hand with the other)
Use a dime size drop. I’m an American! If a dime is good, four quarters is better!
Use only as directed. Haaaaa! That would mean I had read the directions.