As I waited for Sean to finish his Party Burrito at Taco Bueno the other day, I picked up a newspaper that someone had left behind in our booth. I never read the newspaper anymore, so it was kind of a treat.
The first page I came to was the obituaries and I scanned them out of morbid curiosity.
There was a picture of a handsome man that caught my eye and so I read his obituary hoping to discover what had happened to him. So I could then feel better about my own mortality. Somehow.
Anyway, this is what I read, exactly in this format:
“Bob was also an
Whaa? Was this a statement on his salvation or his hygiene? And is this really the time to bring it up?
Rest in peace Uncleand Bob and thanks for the inappropriate laugh.