I read recently that the top five things couples argue over is money, sex, work, children and housework, in that order. It’s not true. Sometimes we change up the order and argue about housework first.
At the house of Antique, our arguments tend to center around cobbler.
The other day at a local BBQ joint there was this
AD: This is good apple cobbler.
AM: It is good, but it’s not apple, it’s peach.
AD: No it’s not, it’s apple.
AD: No, apple.
AD: I think I would know if I were eating peach cobbler
AM: I would think so too, but this IS peach cobbler and you seem to be unaware of that fact.
AD: Well maybe you have peach, but I have apple.
AM: I wonder how they got that one scoop of apple cobbler in the middle of a pan of peach cobbler.
AD: It could happen.
AM: Of course it could.