Comments on: Mr. Malaprops http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:40:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Christi http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-44140 Christi Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:37:31 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-44140 Haha! I had to post to share the time my sister told her Kindergarten teacher that our grandmother's arm had been bitten OFF by a shark. The best part, I went to pick her up after school (I am 13 years older than she is) and the teacher actually offered me her condolences about my grandmother. I was like "What are you talking about? My grandmother hasn't been to the beach in years!" She felt a little silly, needless to say. Haha!

I had to post to share the time my sister told her Kindergarten teacher that our grandmother’s arm had been bitten OFF by a shark.

The best part, I went to pick her up after school (I am 13 years older than she is) and the teacher actually offered me her condolences about my grandmother. I was like “What are you talking about? My grandmother hasn’t been to the beach in years!”

She felt a little silly, needless to say.

]]> By: Spotlight on Antique Mommy http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-38598 Spotlight on Antique Mommy Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:22:45 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-38598 [...] her son, Sean, remembering old friends, discussing life lessons she wants to teach her son, sharing funny kid stories, or musing about the “mystique of older motherhood,” Antique Mommy’s [...] [...] her son, Sean, remembering old friends, discussing life lessons she wants to teach her son, sharing funny kid stories, or musing about the “mystique of older motherhood,” Antique Mommy’s [...]

]]> By: Lexi http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35316 Lexi Tue, 27 May 2008 07:13:32 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35316 "exceeded my mental bandwidth"...I love it. I can't wait until Jordan says stuff like that....just for the cuteness of it. “exceeded my mental bandwidth”…I love it.

I can’t wait until Jordan says stuff like that….just for the cuteness of it.

]]> By: edj http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35188 edj Sat, 24 May 2008 21:02:27 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35188 ROFL! Elliot used to announce to complete strangers, "My parents spoil me ROTTEN!" But we didn't, really. ROFL! Elliot used to announce to complete strangers, “My parents spoil me ROTTEN!” But we didn’t, really.

]]> By: Dee/reddirtramblings http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35170 Dee/reddirtramblings Sat, 24 May 2008 12:05:15 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35170 Ah, motherhood, it isn't for the faint of heart.~~Dee Ah, motherhood, it isn’t for the faint of heart.~~Dee

]]> By: Emily http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35132 Emily Fri, 23 May 2008 15:43:05 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35132 OH, out of the mouths of babes. My daughter, age 4, doesn't understand the concept of time yet. I had some serious explaining to do when she confused seconds and days. OH, out of the mouths of babes. My daughter, age 4, doesn’t understand the concept of time yet. I had some serious explaining to do when she confused seconds and days.

]]> By: Jennifer http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35124 Jennifer Fri, 23 May 2008 14:53:27 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35124 We forget that kids are so literal with language. We once asked my now nine year old son if he could do a head stand at the age of three. With all his might, he did his best to get those little feet to touch the top of his head! lol Don't worry, he'll get it someday. We forget that kids are so literal with language. We once asked my now nine year old son if he could do a head stand at the age of three. With all his might, he did his best to get those little feet to touch the top of his head! lol

Don’t worry, he’ll get it someday.

]]> By: Tami http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35092 Tami Fri, 23 May 2008 04:36:55 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35092 Malaprop. That's a new word for me. Added it to the "Had To Look It Up" element of my blog! Oh, the expansion!!! Malaprop. That’s a new word for me. Added it to the “Had To Look It Up” element of my blog! Oh, the expansion!!!

]]> By: Lisa http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35088 Lisa Fri, 23 May 2008 03:12:24 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35088 Just stumbled on to your blog and am thoroughly enjoying it. Even if you can't stand your child. :-) Just stumbled on to your blog and am thoroughly enjoying it.

Even if you can’t stand your child. :-)

]]> By: Soliloquy http://antiquemommy.com/2008/05/22/mr-malaprops/comment-page-1/#comment-35085 Soliloquy Fri, 23 May 2008 01:37:15 +0000 http://antiquemommy.com/?p=1025#comment-35085 You have to send that one to Reader's Digest and turn it into some cold, hard cash. Delurking to say that. I'm my son's #1 fan. I love his breath. I know. Sick, right? But that's how crazy I am about him. I can't stand it. TOO cute. You have to send that one to Reader’s Digest and turn it into some cold, hard cash.

Delurking to say that.

I’m my son’s #1 fan. I love his breath. I know. Sick, right? But that’s how crazy I am about him.

I can’t stand it. TOO cute.

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