After I posted the picture of the Doublemint Bovines which I cleverly titled “Two Cows”, my mother and my friend Ruthie pointed out that they are not cows. They are bulls. I told them that I’m a city girl. In my world, if it goes “moo” it is a cow.
Then, the other day Sean told me that he had discovered what made girls different from boys.
“Oh really? What?” I asked nonchalantly.
“Bows,” he said. “Girls wear bows.”
I confirmed that this was true. Girls wear bows and cows moo.