Yesterday morning, I was car pool mom. I called to Sean to head to the car, that it was time to go. When I got no response, I called out, “Sean? Where are you? It’s time to go!”
A small muffed voice cried out, “Mom! I’m in the bathroom. Do NOT come in here!”
So I stood outside the bathroom door dying to go in.
When he opened the door, he was standing there smiling shyly with his hands behind his back.
“Notice anything different about me?” he asked.
“Smell me!” he ordered.
I bent down and sure enough he was pungently aromatic.
From behind his back, he whipped out a tiny bottle of aftershave.
“I used this!” he announced proudly.
“Oh. Wow. You sure did,” I did not exclaim.
“It’s my magic sauce. Miss Vicky is going to like this,” he whispered. And then he gave me a thumbs up.
Magic Sauce – a must for every ladies man.