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		<title>Cat Challenged</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2011/01/29/cat-challenged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 12:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Antique Junk Drawer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many many moons ago, when our first set of next door neighbors lived next door (we are now on neighbors #3 which may or may not have something to do with us) they asked me if I would feed their cats while they were in Hawaii. I said yes because it’s not in my nature [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Market Pantyhose</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2011/01/27/how-to-market-pantyhose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a Sunday or two back, because it was cold, I pulled on a pair of tights to wear with a wool skirt.  I normally wear pants to church when it’s cold.  And by pants I mean slacks, not jeans.  I am not a wear-jeans-to-church kind of gal, but if you are that’s okay, not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cuter</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/06/16/cuter-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Makes Me Sigh]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;He&#8217;s cuter than he used to be.&#8221; This was a comment that I overheard recently at a family gathering. When I realized the speaker was referring to my son, I laughed involuntarily. Not a belly laugh, but a sniff of disbelief as though I were trying to expel a gnat from my nose. Cuter than [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>47</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Secrets Of Motherhood</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/11/14/the-secrets-of-motherhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Always Real]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A parenting magazine that I sometimes read recently ran the headline, &#8220;The Secrets of Motherhood.&#8221;  And honestly, that kind of headline makes me roll my eyes.  Because really, after several thousand years of recorded history, am I supposed to believe that women are just now  revealing the secrets of motherhood? That we&#8217;ve been able to keep [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>How Parenting Is Like Golf</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/10/26/how-parenting-is-like-golf/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/10/26/how-parenting-is-like-golf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my previous life, I played golf three or four times a week. I love golf. I even love to watch it on television.  In fact, before I met Antique Daddy, I wouldn&#8217;t even consider dating someone who didn&#8217;t play golf.  It was on my non-negotiable list.  We played quite a bit until Sean came [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>58</slash:comments>
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		<title>Suh-lute!</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/03/08/suh-lute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are much younger than me, you probably don&#8217;t remember the television show Hee Haw and therefore the title of my post today will make absolutely no sense. Anyway, that&#8217;s just my way of saluting all you moms in the northeast and midwest and other snowy places who dress their kids in snow clothes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing Worse Than An Angry Monkey</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/02/28/nothing-worse-than-an-angry-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/02/28/nothing-worse-than-an-angry-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo Temporarily Unavailable The other day as I was dressing Sean for church, he thrust Mr. Monkey in my face.  &#8220;Be careful,&#8221; he warned solemnly.  &#8221;Sometimes Mr. Monkey gets angry.&#8221; &#160;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>Big Is Beautiful</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/02/22/big-is-beautiful/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2008/02/22/big-is-beautiful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, Sean and I were playing in his room on the floor.  I was laying on my side and he was crawling back and forth across me. At one point, he playfully karate chopped my side from stem to stern and announced, &#8220;Mom, you look like the Great Wall of China! I could see you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>2007 Best of Comments</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2007/12/31/2007-best-of-comments/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2007/12/31/2007-best-of-comments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best things about offering myself up for public humiliation and criticism on my blog nearly every day is your comments. Goodnight you people make me laugh! I keep a file called Best of Comments and then at the end of the year, I like to publish them out of context just to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>35</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cute Kid Quip #350</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2007/12/11/cute-kid-quip-350/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2007/12/11/cute-kid-quip-350/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Manners]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning: AM: I love you Sean. Sean: Oh. Thank you. That&#8217;s nice of you to say.]]></description>
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