Antique Friends, Sometimes Tart

Dear Canada,

I love your country. It is so very beautiful. Your flag is pretty and so is your national anthem. You have Candice Olsen AND you have some of the best photographers and funniest bloggers around. But please, for the love of all that is good and holy, stop sending me 25 emails a day about your pharmacies. If the need for Viagra arises in our family, or doesn’t as the case may be, you will be the first to know. Sincerely, Antique Mommy

Antique Friends, Sometimes Tart, Southern Living

The Hostess with the Leastest

We had visitors right after Christmas – a family of four from California. They stop by for a few days about once a year and we always look forward to their visit. They are smart and interesting people with kids they have home-schooled into smart and interesting teenagers. We are always hoping that maybe some of that smart and interesting will rub off on us by proximity, so we ask them to stay with us whenever they are in town. And they always do, which makes me think they might be faking that smart thing. The…

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Antique Crazy, Antique Friends

Part-Time Pet

My neighbor thinks I am trying to take over his cat. And it’s partly true. I’m not trying to take it over completely. It’s not like I want the responsibility of vet bills, flea collars and a litter box. I just want to have a fling with his cat. I just want some “no strings attached” pet affection. I just want an opportunity for my son to learn that cats do not normally kill little boys. That’s all. And if lovin’ this cat is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. Photo Temporarily Unavailable The neighbor…

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