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		<title>If Mother Teresa Had Shopped At Walmart, She&#8217;d Just Be Teresa</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2011/09/30/if-mother-teresa-had-shopped-at-walmart-shed-just-be-teresa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 14:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love the Mother Teresa quote which says, “I’m a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.” I would like to be like Mother Teresa, to be able to say that my life is a love letter to the world, but some days, I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s A Good Reason Driver License Pictures Are Bad</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2011/02/16/theres-a-good-reason-driver-license-pictures-are-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I have super sharp powers of observation, I quickly realized that things probably were not going to go well. You see, as I pulled into the parking lot, it was jam packed with cars.  Most of the cars were missing hub caps, some had windows covered with garbage bags secured with duct tape and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>48</slash:comments>
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		<title>Will Jupiter Be On The Test?</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2011/02/08/will-jupiter-be-on-the-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Always Real]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A week or so back, Sean and I were driving home from somewhere just as the sun was setting and the moon was as big and orange as I have ever seen in my entire life.  It was such a wondrous sight, that I pulled the car over to gaze upon it. “Wowee Sean!” I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>Television, Lofty Ideals and The Pitchman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 12:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back when we were pregnant and studying fervently for our advanced degrees in parenting, we came across this article which suggested that children under the age of two should not be allowed to watch any television, none at all. Their theory was that the electronic medium of television alters the tender brain chemistry of toddlers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Martha, Self-Restraint, Best Business Practices</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/11/23/martha-restraint-best-business-practices/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/11/23/martha-restraint-best-business-practices/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Manners]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whatever your feelings are about Martha Stewart, you have to admit she’s a good business woman. She built a media empire and became a zillionaire in the process, although not entirely by playing by the same rules as the rest of us middle-class schmucks, but that’s another story. So then the other day, I passed [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>The New Bed</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/11/19/the-new-bed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I acquired a twin bed for Sean.  Heretofore, the poor giraffe-legged child had been sleeping in a toddler bed.  Toddler bed, we all know, is code for “crib on the ground”. I know what you are thinking. “What is wrong with y’all? Can you not even manage to get your six-year-old child a decent [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>Always Available</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/10/06/always-available/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/10/06/always-available/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Always Real]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I was chatting with an aquaintance when his cell phone rang. He reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out the phone and checked the number. “Just a minute,” he said holding up his index finger, “It’s my son.” No problem.  They chatted for a few minutes while I stared at the ground [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>48</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Swimming Pool</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/06/18/the-swimming-pool/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/06/18/the-swimming-pool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Always Real]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently Sean and I were at our neighborhood pool making the most of a late summer afternoon.  Sean is still not a confident swimmer.  Swimming is just one of those things that he is going to have to come to terms with at his own pace.  I have come to accept that.  I have learned [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>53</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Digress And Call It A Post</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/05/11/i-digress-and-call-it-a-post/</link>
		<comments>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/05/11/i-digress-and-call-it-a-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 06:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Antique Junk Drawer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So then, yesterday was Mother&#8217;s Day. Or Sunday. Whatever. To me, Mother&#8217;s Day ranks right up there with Boxing Day. I can take it or leave it.  I know. In your head right now, you are saying, &#8220;What kind of mother doesn&#8217;t like Mother&#8217;s Day!&#8221; Did you think I couldn&#8217;t hear that? Regardless of whatever [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Invisible Line</title>
		<link>http://antiquemommy.com/2009/01/13/the-invisible-line/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antique Mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Makes Me Sigh]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember the first time I heard Sean call me mom instead of mommy.  It was in the Wal-Mart parking lot.  As we got out of the car, he reached up and grabbed my hand and said in his best grown-up voice, &#8220;You better hold my hand mom, parking lots can be dangerous.&#8221; I remember [...]]]></description>
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